[#mtg] Black Lotus Guy: Run for your life!

[21:47] <~mainstreet> who do you know with a black lotus and how generous in general are they?
[21:47] <TreasureHunt> Some guy named... well I'm not naming names
[21:47] <~mainstreet> lol
[21:47] <TreasureHunt> He's the stingiest bastard I know
[21:48] <&TelErusva> You don't know anyone really stingy then
[21:48] <~mainstreet> Damn
[21:48] <GoldenSandslash> I say we sneak up behind him, kill him, steal his card, and then play piñata with his entrails.
[21:48] <&TelErusva> If he's letting you borrow a black lotus
[21:48] <TreasureHunt> Only when it comes to trading
[21:48] <&TelErusva> lol
[21:48] <GoldenSandslash> I have issues, don't I?
[21:48] <~mainstreet> Yes, but this is not news.
[21:49] <GoldenSandslash> It is news, just not new news.
[21:49] <~mainstreet> ...